Three old friends passed away together in an accident and went to heaven. When they arrived, St. Peter said, "We have only one rule here in Heaven...don't step on the ducks."
So they entered heaven and, sure enough, there were ducks all over the pace. It was almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they tried their best to avoid them, one of the friends accidentally stepped on one. Along came St. Peter with the ugliest woman the man had ever seen. St. Peter chained them together and said, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!"
The next day, the second friend accidentally stepped on a duck and along came St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly woman. He chained them together with the same admonishment as for the first friend.
The third friend observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, was very, VERY careful where he stepped. He managed to go months without stepping on any ducks but one day St. Peter came up to him with the most gorgeous woman he had ever laid eyes on...a very tall, tan, curvaceous, sexy blonde. St. Peter chained them together without saying a word.
The man asked, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity?" The women replied, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."
--a nice joke,hope you liked it.
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